Good God I am so fucked right now. The above is...

December 14th, 2010

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Good God I am so fucked right now. The above is sitting an arm’s length away from me.

Devil E: Merry Christmas. To your ass! Mohahahaha (<— very, very evil laugh)
Angel E: But think of the summer, and your skinny jeans, and lying in bed and feeling your hip bones!
Devil E: Oh whatever, it won’t count. A few chocolate almonds won’t matter
Angel E: it does look rather delicious…
Devil E: Exactly, a few won’t hurt. Indulge, it’s Christmas! You so deserve it
Angel E: Wait… you lost me at “you so deserve it,” you and I both know this is not the case. I never “deserve” food.
Devil E: Oh. whatever, just eat it.
Angel E: NO DEVIL E! NO!!! I want to join the I-Lost-50-Pounds-Club! I want to say I lost a miniature horse.* That be so awesome. SO AWESOME.
Devil E: Touché… it would.

* ‘Miniature horse’ = fat cat, as those mini horses weigh, like, 250 pounds. This is called an over exaggeration people, but you get the picture; It’ll be a pretty BIG deal. (!!)

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theyfreakymad reblogged this from one-twenty-five and added:

regalara algo así.
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robot-boogie said: RE-GIFT THIS STUFF!!! o.0 Seriously save yourself. Regift that or give it to a local shelter or something and if you must have a treat buy yourself a smaller treat that you would want more that is in a single serving not going overboard size. *hugs*
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effthisdiet said: You’re hilarious! But gosh, I totally feel your pain. Chocolate almonds are a total vice for me.
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mishuf said: I have no idea how to keep up with my weight loss during the holidays! It’s so difficult! Good luck E! <3
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gut2glam said: I swear to god someone brought that exact thing to my office today. AAAAAHHH
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pmonahan said: If it will help you could mail it to me and then no temptation for you.
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healthiereveryday said: Be strong! Those chocolate covered almonds aren’t worth it! You can do it! :D
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