One Twenty Five

• Tomorrow will be different
• I’m just going to have one
• My clothes seem to be shrinking
• Yes! I’ve lost weight, I’m a size __ at Gap
• It’s water weight
• McDonalds is my Sunday treat
• It’s because my body is in starvation mode
• It’s too cold to run
• I’m too lazy to cook vegetables
• Screw it. I’m taking the last piece of bread on the table
• But the gym is so far
• I am sooooo fat
• Oh! It’s lunch soon
• Hmm dinner
• It’s all good, I worked out today, I can eat that
• But the skinny people are eating it
• I wish I’d just wake up skinny
• Side fries please
• Cheat day!
• I’ll start Monday
• This time will be different
• Does that come in black?
• I’m starving
• Did you know you burn more calories chewing celery than you take in?
• But I don’t know how to run
• But chocolate is sooooo goooood
• It’s my metabolism
• I’m so jealous of her metabolism
• My scale must be broken
• I need to diet
• Whatever, I’ll start my diet tomorrow
• Is that low fat?

Added:

• Muscle weighs more than fat
• I don’t have time to workout
• It’s a skinny latte/Frappucino
• The camera adds ten lbs.
  
• I don’t really look like that in real life!
  
• That’s a fat mirror…
  
• This is a skinny mirror.
  
• I’m just sitting in a weird position.
  
• If I sit up and turn this way I look skinny.
• I’m just going to have one bite, just one, just a small bite
  I didn’t cheat all week, it must be a plateau
• OMG I can’t wait to get skinny
• When I get skinny I am totally going to (rock that dress, meet a husband, look sooooo good in that, start crossfit)

Any to add? :)