I never seem to do the right thing.
When I have an 8am meeting, I stay up late doing nothing. When I need to save money, I buy stupid things. When I want to lose weight, I eat. When I need to study, I sleep. When I need to wake up, I hit the snooze. When I need to tidy, I drop my clothes on the floor.
I just keep doing the opposite of what I want. I really don’t understand myself.